The weirdest thing I've ever eaten is cake batter. I made batter once and didn't even bake the cake. I just made the batter to eat it: raw eggs, sugar, milk, flour, vanilla extract.

I offered some to my mum, and of course she said no. But later on, she took the rest of the flour and poured it all over the kitchen floor. Then me and my brother rolled all over in it.

Anon